Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
FUCK.
…….wut. oh god. Just…. oh god.
this has to be one of the greatest things i have ever witnessed. I will tell this tale to many travelers as they pass by, and they will tell this tale to their kids, and so on. this is legendary..
(via infectiousimagery)
oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying
Even if this is fake, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. And the guy who says “dat shit cray”. I just...
OH MY GOD GO READ THE WHOLE THING NOW ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA